1. General
Information that appears on this site is for no useful purpose only. Any eductional, informational or entertainment you may get from this site is purely accidential and stuff. Though Jerry attempts to provide accurate and timely information, it's probably best to look for websites you can trust. The accuracy and timeliness of the stuff on this site is probably questionable at best.

2. Links
Meatitem.com has links here and there. If you're lucky, they won't redirect you to porn websites. Jerry is no way responsible for you being and idiot and clicking on any link you feel you should click on. Fact is that Jerry occasionally likes to fuck with people and if he fucks with you, TS.

C. Privacy Policy
If you send Jerry your e-mail address, he will likely sell it to spammers. He will then find out where you live and sign you up for the stupidest catalogs he can find and send you all kinds of free shit that will likely piss you off. If he sees an infomercial late at night where you can get free preview tape or information, Jerry will sign you up for it. He will then have sex with your teenage daughter (if you have none, then just your wife). He will then steal your grill and send you those 12 CDs for a penny (and all the CDs will be country music!)

5. Jerry
He Rocks!

F. Go away
That is all. If you don't leave now, I'll have my lawyer kick your lawyer's ass. Then in case he has any kick ass left, he'll take care of you!!!